maybe you touched your hand sanitizer

Bestseller No. 1
Witty Yeti’s Because You Probably Touched Your Junk Hand Sanitizer 2 Pack. I Don’t Know Where Your Hands Have Been! Hilarious Travel Size Bottles Are a Funny Gag Gift Idea & Adult Stocking Stuffer
  • WE ALL TOUCH OUR JUNK, but some of us wash our hands after touching our genitals. In case your friend falls into the non-washing group, finally a product that will pound the point home.
  • DID YOU HEAR THE SINK RUNNING when they were in the bathroom? Were you listening right outside the door? That’s a little creepy, but you can’t be too careful, amirite?
  • EXCELLENT NOVELTY GIFT FOR MEN & WOMEN. According to a study I just made up, almost 8 out of 10 people love this product. The other 2 are just upset they got shamed for not washing their hands!
  • TWO BOTTLE VALUE PACK. Each bottle holds 2 ounces of alcohol-based hand sanitizer because who knows what they did to themselves earlier in the day.
  • SATISFACTION GUARANTEED OR YOUR MONEY BACK. If you’re not completely happy with your order, just send us an email and we promise to make it right.
Bestseller No. 2
Just Shit At The Gas Station Hand Sanitizer – 2 oz bottle – Funny Stocking Stuffers – Gifts for Travelers by Gears Out
  • BE PREPARED FOR PIT STOPS – When stopping at gas station for a bit of bowel relief is unavoidable, this funny hand sanitizer will save the day.
  • UNIQUE GIFT FOR TRAVELERS – There are only so many travel mugs a guy or girl can use, so they’ll love getting this funny, but useful travel gift to take with them wherever gas station bathrooms may happen.
  • PLENTY OF STOPS IN ONE BOTTLE – Shit At The Gas Station Hand Sanitizer holds 2 ounces of REAL, EFFECTIVE, hand sanitizer.
Bestseller No. 3
I Pooped Today Hand Sanitizer – 2 oz Sanitizer Silly Poop Gifts for Any Occasion Gag Gifts for Men Stocking Stuffers for Friends Constipation Relief Over the Hill Happy Poop Retirement
  • RELIEF WORTHY OF CELEBRATION AND SANITATION – These gut-busting sanitizer gives a silent and hygienic applaud to one of life’s unsung heroes – a healthy, colon-cleansing dump.
  • CLEANS HANDS AFTER POLLUTING THE AIR – I Pooped Today Hand Sanitizer happily cleans the germs off your hands after you’ve cleaned out your bowels, so at least one of your ends isn’t offensive. 2 oz. of gel fills the travel sized bottle and gives new meaning to “on the go” convenience.
  • FUNNY STOCKING STUFFERS FOR MEN AND WOMEN – Everybody poops – eventually. Brighten someone’s birthday or holiday with this silly gag gift that encourages them to be proud of life’s happy crappies.
  • FUNNY OVER THE HILL GIFT – Loosen up the newly crowned geriatric like a long overdue fiber supplement with a hilarious over-the-hill gift that celebrates the triumphant victory over his aging bowels.
  • MADE IN THE USA – Applauding long-awaited poops with laughter and hygiene everywhere.
Bestseller No. 4
Just Bagged a Turd Hand Sanitizer Gel for Dog Owners – Dog Gifts Stocking Stuffers for Dog Lovers Funny Poop Gag Gifts Pick Up Poop Funny Dog Gifts Funny Sanitizer for Dog Lovers Dog Walk Bags
  • SO YOU PICKED UP POOP IN PUBLIC ON PURPOSE, NOW WHAT? – Your precious pooch has done his doody, and now it’s your turn to do your duty – with the whole neighborhood watching. Save some face by making a show of taking the time to clean your hands with absolute best hand sanitizer for the job.
  • HILARIOUS GAG GIFT FOR EVERYONE WHO LOVES OR WORKS WITH DOGS – Any dog lover will tell you turds happen. Just Bagged a Turd Hand Sanitizer pokes fun at the reality of pet ownership.
  • FUNNY STOCKING STUFFERS FOR PET OWNERS – This stocking stuffer is anything but a crap gift! Be prepared for side-splitting laughter when this unexpected gag gift for dog lovers gets opened.
  • PLENTY OF GEL FOR POOP EMERGENCIES – Just Bagged a Turd Hand Sanitizer holds 2 ounces of REAL, EFFECTIVE, GERM-FIGHTING hand sanitizer all in a convenient personal sized bottle.
  • MADE IN THE USA – Fighting puppy poop hands everywhere.
Bestseller No. 5
WTF Was That Hand Sanitizer Gel – 2 oz bottle – Funny Stocking Stuffers – Gag Gifts for Moms – Baby Shower Gift – Sanitizers for Moms - Mother’s Day Gift by Gears Out
  • EFFECTIVE AND NECESSARY FOR ALL MOMS – After spending time with her kids, this funny hand sanitizer will give her a giggle from unknown slime.
  • IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S TRUE – A mom encounters mystery spots every day, and a little laughter goes a long way for mom's heart. She'll laugh at the tagline, “because really, mom ... that slime could have been anything.”
  • LOADS OF PROTECTION FOR STICKY SITUATIONS – WTF Was That Hand Sanitizer holds 2 ounces of REAL, EFFECTIVE, sanitizer.
  • A GIFT FOR MOMS AT EVERY STAGE - This makes a hilarious gift for veteran moms on Mother's Day, Christmas, and Birthdays, and is fair warning to moms-to-be at baby showers.
Bestseller No. 6
Gears Out Did I Just Shit My Pants Hand Sanitizer Gel 2 oz Bottle Funny Stocking Stuffers Poop Gags for Adults Office Prank Ideas White Elephant Secret Santa
  • DID THAT SOUND SUPER WET TO YOU? – If you’re caught in a situation where you fear the breeze in your boxers was more hurricane than tornado, you’ll be thanking your lucky stars you have Did I Just Shit My Pants Hand Sanitizer.
  • BETRAYED BY YOUR OWN BUTT, NOW WHAT? – If you find yourself in a situation where your booty bamboozles you, take immediate action. Whip out your Shit My Pants Sanitizer, share the funny label with anyone around you, and dash to the bathroom while they’re rolling in the aisles.
  • LOADS OF PROTECTION FOR SHITTY SITUATIONS – Did I Just Shit My Pants Hand Sanitizer holds 2 ounces of REAL, EFFECTIVE, GERM-FIGHTING sanitizer.
  • A FUNNY NOVELTY GIFT FOR ANY OCCASION – Shit My Pants Hand Sanitizer is a hilarious surprise addition to gift baskets, birthday presents, Christmas stocking stuffers, or care packages. They’re also perfect for Secret Santa gifts or White Elephant Gift Exchanges.
  • MADE IN AMERICA – Questioning suspect farts everywhere.
Bestseller No. 7
Crazy Cat Lady Hand Sanitizer Gel - Funny cat mom design - Novelty sanitizing gel for women - 2 oz bottle, citrus scent
  • SO EFFECTIVE YOU CAT BELIEVE IT – After a cuddle session with her favorite felines, this funny hand sanitizer will give her a laugh.
  • A BADGE OF HONOR – Being dubbed a crazy cat lady isn’t a bad thing. She’ll love the nod to her passion for kitty companionship, and laugh at the tagline, “In Heat and Feeling Dirty.”
  • LOADS OF PROTECTION FOR DIRTY SITUATIONS – Crazy Cat Lady Hand Sanitizer holds 2 ounces of REAL, EFFECTIVE, sanitizer.
  • FUNNY CRAZY CAT LADY GIFTS FOR ANY OCCASION - She may be crazy, but she's your favorite cat lady. Give her a giggle-worthy surprise for Christmas, her birthday, or heck, her cat's birthday!
  • MADE IN THE USA – Celebrating crazy cat ladies everywhere.
Bestseller No. 9
Wash Away Last Night Magical Sanitizing Spray - Spray Sanitizer - Funny Hand Sanitizer - Magical Unicorn Spray
  • SPRITZ SOME SANITIZER ON THAT – After a long night you’d rather forget, you’ll be happy to have this funny hand sanitizer on hand to magically spray away some regret.
  • LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE – This funny stocking stuffer is perfect for that friend who always shares in the headshaking drama of the night before. Friends who spray together, stay together.
  • MYSTICAL PROTECTION FOR AWKWARD SITUATIONS – Don’t say it, spray it. Whatever happened doesn’t require a recap, it calls for .66 fluid ounces of REAL, EFFECTIVE, GERM-FIGHTING hand sanitizer.
Bestseller No. 10
Wildersense Hand Sanitizer with Aloe Vera and Tea Tree Oil – Vegan Hand Sanitizer Gel with Pump – 62.5% Alcohol Hand Sanitizer – Sanitiser to Reduce Spread of Viruses and Germs – 6 Pack x 8oz / 236mL
  • HAND SANITIZER WITH 62.5% ALCOHOL – this high potency hand sanitizer is highly effective in using to reduce the spread of viruses, bacteria, and germs. Suitable for everyday use, this hand sanitizer can be used to sanitize your hands after touching door handles, toilets, surfaces, after using public transport and more
  • FAST ABSORBING SANITIZER – our alcohol hand sanitizer is quickly absorbed into your skin for fast acting defence against contaminated surfaces and objects. The high alcohol content allows the sanitizer to be fast-absorbed and has a cooling effect, getting to work straightaway
  • VEGAN FRIENDLY HAND SANITIZER – infused with natural aloe vera and tea tree oil, this hand sanitizer gel has a wonderful aroma and leaves your hands feeling soft and smooth. A nourishing hand sanitizer which doesn’t leave your skin feeling dry and itchy, thanks to its moisturizing properties
  • ECO-FRIENDLY INGREDIENTS – created by experts, this hand sanitizer gel is sulfate-free, paraben-free, triclosan-free, phthalate- free, formaldehyde-free, cruelty-free, and vegan. No animals were harmed in the making of our formula
  • EASY TO USE HAND SANITIZER – supplied with an easy to use pump, simply pump into your hands (no water required), rub into your hands thoroughly and allow to air dry, without wiping. Avoid contact with your eyes, if this occurs, flush out completely with clean water

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